I love this Freaking Song

Though I am not a fan of Molotov,but I love their "Frijolero" song. Never has a song best exemplified, the feelings of the "Beaner".




If you're the type that likes to sing along here are the lyrics. (Just for You)

FIRST RAP:

“MEXICAN POINT OF VIEW” – (Spoken in Gringo Accent)

Yo ya estoy hasta la madre de que me pongan sombrero.
Escucha entonces cuando digo no me llames frijolero y aunque exista algun respeto y no metamos las narices.
Nunca inflamos la moneda haciendo guerra a otros paises.
Te pagamos con petroleo e intereses nuestra deuda,
Mientras tanto no sabemos quien se queda con la feria.
Aunque nos hagan la fama de que somos vendedores,
De la droga que sembramos ustedes son consumidores

TRANSLATION:

I’m sick and tired of them putting this hat on me.
Listen now when I tell you – don’t call me “frijolero” (beaner)
And though there’s some respect and we don’t interfere
We never inflate currency making war on other countries
We pay you our debt with oil and interests
But we don’t know who winds up with the change
Although we are famous for being the sellers of the drugs we grow , you all are the consumers

SECOND RAP (IN ENGLISH)

“GRINGO POINT OF VIEW (spoken in “Frijolero” video by a U.S. border patrol agent):
Don’t call me gringo, you fuckin beaner
Stay on your side of the goddamn river
Don’t call me gringo you beaner

THIRD RAP:

“MEXICAN POINT OF VIEW” RESPONSE (Spoken in Gringo Accent):
No me digas beaner, Mr. Puñetero
Te sacare un susto por racista y culero
No me llames frijolero , pinche gringo puñetero

TRANSLATION:

Don’t call me beaner, Mr. Masturbator
I’ll give you a scare for being a racist and “culero”(“coward” -derived from term for anus)
Don’t call me “frijolero”, cunt gringo masturbator

FOURTH RAP (IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH):

Now I wish I had a dime for every single time
I’ve gotten stared down for being in the wrong side of town
And a rich man I’d be if I had that kind of chips
Lately I wanna smack the mouths of these racists
Podras imaginarte desde afuera,Ser un mexicano cruzando la frontera.
Pensando en tu familia mientras que pasas,
Dejando todo lo que tu conoces atrás.
Si tuvieras tu que esquivar las balas?
De unos cuantos gringos rancheros?
Les seguiras deciendo (sic) good for nothing wetback?
Si tuvieras tu que empezar de cero?

Now why don’t you look down to Where your feet is planted
That U.S. soil that makes you take shit for grantedIf not for Santa Ana, just to let you know
That where your feed are planted would be Mexico Correcto!

TRANSLATION (English sections included to retain continuity):

Now I wish I had a dime for every single timeI’ve gotten stared down for being in the wrong side of townAnd a rich man I’d be if I had that kind of chipsLately I wanna smack the mouths of these racistsCan you imagine yourselfAs a Mexican crossing the borderThinking of your family while you crossLeaving all you know behindWhat if you had to dodge bulletsOf some gringo ranchersWould you keep saying “good for nothing wetback?”If you had to start from scratch?Now why don’t you look down to Where your feet is plantedThat U.S. soil that makes you take shit for grantedIf not for Santa Ana, just to let you knowThat where your feed are planted would be Mexico Correcto!

Books

I just Found two awsome books on ebay, I totally recomend them.

666... Scary

Will the anti-christ be born today?
Will the world end soon?
Will I ever go to Disneyland?



These questions have been on top of peoples minds ever since they realized that 666 was near. Today is 6/6/06 and many think this signifies the end of the world they believe it will all be over and we will all die... But have no fear a funny comment is near... If Satan wanted to send the anti-christ under cover, I think he would be smarter, and would not make it this obvious... DUH... and after all the anti-christ is all ready here... his name is Ronald McDonald. Everybody knows he is pure evil, how else is it that so many kids love Happy Meals when they're so crappy... Crappy Meals is what we should call them.

Please Read This... It can save a Life

Not long ago my best friend came to me and told me something which shattered my heart. I knew many kids in High School did drugs, but it never occurred to me that my close friends where doing them. I left Puerto Rico about year ago and though I was sad for leaving my great friends behind I was glad that I was moving to a new place. New friends, new school, new hotties, it was a great deal, for me at least. I left Puerto Rico thinking things would be normal, sure I'd be missed at first but later people would adapt, they always do, or so I thought. I never knew so many things could change in such little time. I thought my friends would never be capable of doing drugs or anything stupid like that, but boy was I wrong. In my conversation with my friend I learned that three good buddies, three people who I never thought capable of doing anything stupid, where doing drugs. Not only where they contaminating themselves with the seeds of evil Satan has planted, but they where spreading their gospel of stupidity, trying to make other fall in their vicious web of addiction. That’s where my friend comes in. I known him about four years, but to me he is like a brother, though I never told him, I love him very much and hold him very near to my heart, as I said he is like a brother to me. He is probably the smartest person I've ever met, though my ego never allowed me to tell him, and I never thought him capable of doing such a stupid deed. He was a always a little weak and was very persuaded by others, but I thought I he knew better. He was offered cocaine by the evil sons of deception and accepted it. What a moron I thought! No, is such an easy thing to say, or is it? What would I’ve done if I was there? Would I have said no or would I have been an idiot subdued to curiosity? Only God knows what I would have said. I am glad my friend came and told me, though I am not very smart I occasionally find wisdom deep inside my soul. All I can say is that drugs are very tricky, and all I know about them is that you are never in control of them.

Happy Mother's Day (I Know Yo Mamma and I Enjoyed It) He He He...

I love my mother, and I thank her today on mother's day, but since yo mamma serves no purpose to me (during the day) I've desided to insult her. Hope you enjoy!

Yo mamma so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo mamma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless

Yo mamma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money

Yo mamma twice the man you are.

Yo mamma is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

It took yo mamma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

This is a fact, yo mamma's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack

I don't mean to be mean, but yo mamma needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but
the whole damn bottle.

Peace Out,
I Hope Yo Mamma can make it tonight.

In Case You Missed It...

It's only been about a month, but Muslims in the middle East have already forgotten the disgraceful images posted on an European newspaper, in which Mohhamed, the Prophet, was dipicted in several ways. According to the Quran, neither Mohhamed nor Allah (God) can be shown in images. The pictures of Muhhamed caused great controversy for they contradicted what was in the Quran. I really didn't see them that offensive so I desided that even if some of my Islamic friends get angry I will post the images of Muhhamed.







Last but not least my favorite:

My Muse

Alas I speak once again to my beloved muse
My muse are you there, why do you torment my heart?
My heart yearns for you...
Alas my muse...



My, does your beauty torment my heart
Do you not remember me my muse...
How can beauty forget the lovely words of the beast...
Isn't the whole world a stage?
Aren't all the mortals your audience and your beauty a work of art...



Do my words intimidate? Why do you not respond?
Do I no longer inspire purity in your heart?
Have you lost you ambitions and can longer provide truth?
Speak, those words of love and beauty...
Am I no longer the fool you called a wise man?



Won't a muse inspire her lover?
Won't a muse inspire beauty?
Won't a muse revel art?
Won't a muse end the eternal pain of a frustrated artist?


Distance keeps our identities a secret,
but distance cannot keep our love a secret...
My muse, what force allows me to visit you once again?

who are you you?

Does it matter who flatters you?
I am a poet and you are my muse...
I am a person and that's all that matters,
skin colors are but beauty in different shades...



Do you not agree that life is beautiful and we should share its beauty with our brothers and sisters no matter the color of skin or the shape of their eyes, but rather the size of their hearts...

Age again you ask questions of this world while mine are of others.. Age is not a measure of the heart... For love and your inspiration is immortal...
If you must know I am other than the winds and younger than the waters...

Why do ignore me?
Block me out.
Your denial would end my pain...
Kill my inspiration,
but do not leave me talking to the wind...

Kids Stay Away From Myspace.com

I hate this "myspace" website and I want to warn kids to stay out of it. There are many sexual predators online, and all they want is naked pictures of you to sell to some sicko in Russia. Please stay of that horrible website and stay on mine. My webpage is trully a place for friends not like :

George Lopez Vs A Shark

I was chating with one of my buddies when we got into an arguement, who would win in a fight George Lopez or a shark. I love G-Lopez and I know he would knock-out a shark, he got moves, wachaaa. Here's a graphic representation of what would happen. Enjoy...

George Meets his opponent the Shark



George finds a Super Burrito and Summons its powers



George Becomes Super G-LopeZ



George intimidates Shark, Wachaaa...



George uses a fire attack under water



George kills shark the eats him in a burrito with beans and guacamole



And Thats how George beat a Shark

Country Men Hear My Words...

Country Men Hear My Words...

The resent protest my Mexican brothers and sister have done has just disappointed me. Most of the young men and women marching down the streets have no clue why the are marching. If you asked them most wouldn't the name of the bill they are against. Most of the don't even know what a bill is or how to spell immigration. I am not trying to say that these young men and women are stupid, but they are. What bothers me the most is not that they don't know what they are marching for but the fact that they would jeopardize their education for their emotions.

Most of the illegals that come to America come because they in their countries they could not receive an education and hence could not acquire a job. The students who are protesting are given a free education and what are they doing with it? Wasting it for emotions and a sense of patriotism. If these people where so interested in the well being of illegals they would perform these protest on the weekend where instead smoking pot on the back of an alley they could actually prove to others that they truly believe in the cause and are not just puppets to their emotions or in it just for the opportunity to escape school.

These young Mexicans marching are not making a point they are making fools of themselves. If these people truly wanted for America to embrace the illegal worker them they would proudly strut with an American flag, not a Mexican one. We can't expect America to give us what we want by force. It's like the old saying " You can get more flies with honey than with vinegar." These people are only marching because they feel America was turned its back on Mexico, in reality American politicians, (most of them)want what's best for both countries. A Guest-Worker Program would benefit both Mexico and America.

Don't think I agree with the infamous bill though. I strongly disagree with the fact that the illegals already here are to be treated as criminals and aiding them will result in the penalization of both the criminal and the good Samaritan. I find this very wrong. We can't penalize others for the crime of an individual specially when they are only doing it out of a good heart.

A Woman Through the Ages

To all women who fell offended by this piece, sorry...

Between the age of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa,
She is half discovered, half wild.



Between the age of 20 - 30 a woman is like America,
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.



Between the age of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan,
"Very hot, wise and beautiful".



Between the age of 35 - 40 a woman is like France,
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.



Between the age of 40 - 50 she is like Germany,
She lost the war but not the hope.



Between the age of 50 - 60 she is like Russia,
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.



Between the age of 60 - 70 a woman is like England,
With a glorious past but no future.



After 70, she becomes Siberia,
Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there.

Why Thongs ain't Wrong

Many parents worry about letting their young teenage girls wear thongs claiming only whore dress like that. To respond to these outrageous claims I've writen a verse...

Though many may worry
What's wrong with a thong
Let young girls wear them
Before they turn thirty
And their cute little asses,
Turns huge and furry

See What I mean...


Parents let your young girls wear thongs, because if you don't allow them to do it today while they're hot and thin they'll do it when they are old (not old as in older and more mature but older as in uglier, harrier, and five kids fatter). Please parents your contribution could allow us to have an Old-Lady Wearing Thongs-Free Nation.

What on Animated Earth?

I've loved watching cartoon ever since I was a wee lad, but like anything else on earth now that I think about it they didn't make much sense. For example why is it that no in metropolis can tell Clark Kent is SuperMan. His only disguise is a pair of glasses. Are the residents of Metropolis retarded or are they just plain stupid?

Many of my queries come from the magical world of Disney. Pluto is an orange dog, who is owned by mickey a mouse, aren't mice smaller than dogs? Oh well. If pluto is a dog then what the @#$% is Goofy, is he a dog, is he a man, is he a man-dog? Also, why do all Disney characters wear white gloves? Do they get them where Michael Jackson got his?


Though Disney made many cartoons and cartoon characters which don't make sense, rival cartoon studio, Warner Bros has had just as many nonsense mess ups. For example, if Willy E. Coyote spends so much money on ACME products, why doesn't he just buy himself a pizza or a hamburger, anything?? Will he ever give up, the road runner is just to damn fast?



Popeye was my favorite cartoon as a child but I never understood why two good-looking guys like Popeye and Bluto were after such an ugly chick like Olive Oyl. I think Betty Boop and Jessica Rabbit are much hotter than a flat as board chick,(...I guess she is easy to nail.)


Popeye was cool but the Pink Panther was HIP. I loved the P.P. but I've always wandered was the Pink Panther a boy panther or a girl panther. Even though he was always naked I never saw anything, Was he neutered?

I have always love SuperHeroes and one of my favorites was the Hulk, but he was the one who tell me perplexed. When Bruce Banner turned to the Hulk every piece of his clothing would rip, but his pants stayed the same. How come the Hulk's pants didn't rip? Were they elastic pants?

Well does it really matter how badly they messed up, I mean it's hard to make a cartoon, I guess if they screw up now and then it's okay as long as they keep kids entertained for hours. I love you cartoons!!!!!!

King Kong Vs Godzilla

I just saw the King Kong movie a couple of days ago, and I thought it was awsome King Kong kicked ass, which made me wonder the age old question who would win King Kong or Godzilla in a fight. Godzilla has the upper advantage since he was the ability to shoot hot lugies and scream like a wuss among many other cool power, while King Kong has no powers, but King Kong has opposable thumbs, which means he can hold a gun a shot 300 rounds of lead up Godzilla's Japanease Booty. We must also consider the fact that Godzilla has an island full of homies while Kong is all alone. Well it doesn't really matter who would win cause I could kick the crap out of both of them.

What The &%*$ Are We Playing With ???

It was the week after Christmas and all were glad,
Little Tommy had received a $400 X-box 'cause he wasn't bad
What did little Susie get?
She was so exited she got the bed wet
Little Susie had done no wrong
but was disappointed when her Bratz was wearing a thong

What The &%*$ Are We Playing With ???
All around the world young disappointed girls open their Bratz dolls to find that these dolls wear thongs. A mom in Louisville, Kentucky is joining many other parents around the nation in speaking out against MGA Entertainment's Baby Bratz. The doll line is composed of baby girls who look like they just walked off the set of a Christina Aguilera video. Stacie Bostic is particularly upset over the model her daughter purchased, which came with a pair of underwear that, uh, left little to the imagination. The company called the infant thong a "manufacturing error". There's an error here, all right - but I think it occurred months before this abomination went to manufacturing.

Santa Claus Exposé Part1: Who is Santa Claus? Is He Naughty or Nice

Who is Santa Claus? Is he a jolly fellow who bring presents to good little children or is he the cruel dictator of the North Pole. Thoughout the years people have been fooled, thinking that the fat old guy was sweet and nice, but in reality Santa is a mean old man, exploiting poor elves, beating and cheating on his wife, and hunting deer out of season to pull his sleigh.

In 1613 Santa became the dictator of the Republic of the North Pole. Under his evil regime all magical creatures would work under his supervision in his workshop. To keep his loyal subjects happy he would give gifts to their children once a year on Christmas Eve. These gifts were not free though, parents would have to allow Santa to monitor their children 24/7 to see in they were Naughty or Nice.

Through magic and cosmetic surgery Santa has lived more than 300 years, and has played an important role in many of the millenniums key events. In early 1900's Santa played an important role in the first World War, as Russia's #1 weapon provider. Santa also offered spy units that would infiltrate the U.S. and other countries at war during Christmas.

In 1941 as World War II began Santa played a strong role once again, this time not only this he strongly support Russia, but eventually gave into Stalin's Communist ideology, which later contributed to his strong participation during the cold war. During the space race it was Santa's sled technology that got Yuri Gagarin into space. After the Death of Communism Santa tried to change his image from European Hero to American SuperStar in hopes of winning the American's love and eventually plans to change the U.S. constitution to run for U.S. president as early as 2012.

Santa Claus Exposé Part:2 Mistress Claus

Who is Mrs. Claus?

If you consider Santa a great man, then Mrs. Claus is the great woman behind him. Ivanna Uge Knoockers, Mrs. Claus maiden name, married Santa in 1823. This was during the "Great Santa scandal" when the villagers of Camposlovania accused Santa of homosexuality, under the Charge of spending to much time with little green men and little boys. Mrs. Claus was a Camposlovakian noblewoman and was forced to marry Santa as the king's reponse to the accusations made by his villagers. Santa at the time was 245 years while Ivanna was only 20.

The only condition the king gave was that after three years of marrige he expected a grandchild to take his trone. Santa, who at the time was very busy in his toy business, could not provide the king with a child. Instead of delivering a baby on the date set Santa planted a bomb and destroyed Camposlovakia, the richest kingdom ever of the face of the earth, to avoid embarasment.

During this period Mrs. Claus started drinking heavilly and it is even rumored that she would force elves into her room to fill in the needs her husband negected. In 1845 Mrs. Claus was admitted into a Drug Reabilitation Clinic after found overdosed on the floor of Santa's workshop. While in the clinic Ivanna fell in love with her male nurse Jingle Balls. When Santa found out his wife affair he became a ruthless sex addict and is rumored to have had over 300 helpers from 1846 to 1920. Brothels all over the world had him as their favorite client it is even rumored that he would have three parterners at once. When he was asked how many girls he wanted he would say HO HO HO, to indicate he wanted three girls.

Many wonder how it was that during this period Santa found his new libido. Was it his jealousy, or maybe Viagra. The truth is that he would eat reindeer testicles an aphrodisac know for its powerfull sex powers.

Mrs. Claus eventually returned to her husband and beged for forgiveness and became the CEO of Santa's Workshop while he spent most of his time spying on naughty little girls.

In 1933 Mrs. Claus saved Santa's Workshop from bankruptcy by stealing two/thirds of the U.S. money, this of course resulted in the famous "Great Depresion". Mrs. Claus eventually broke up with her lover Jingle, then changed his name to Adolf, Adolf Hittler. As revenge Jongles started a war and attacked Santa's partner Russia, which later resulted in his demisse.

Mrs. Claus last known activities include runing Santa's Workshop, monotoring stocks, shuting down elf unions and cloning reindeer to avoid hunting out of season.

Santa Claus Exposé Part3: Santa's Army

Many claim China has the largest army and the U.S. is proud to say they have the best, in reality Santa, dictator of the North Pole has the largest and best militia under his power. 300 tanks, 300,000,000,000 soldier elves, 900 reindeer, 400,000 naughty helpers, and an unlimited source of magic make Santa the most dangerous man on earth.

Why does Santa need such a large army?
Over his 300 years of reign Santa has gained many enemies. In 1789 Napoleon attacked Santa's Workshop, the excuse he gave the church for attacking a saint was that he had been wrongly placed on the naughty list as a child. In 1942 Hittler bombed the North Pole town of Luislovenia, his claim was that Santa was a traitor to Europe. Many more including Ghandi, Bin Landen, and the Easter Bunny are know for being Anti-Santa. Santa claims his large army is needed because of the large list of enemies he has know as the Naughty or Nice list.

Santa Claus Exposé Part4: the USSR ( Unknown Santa and Stalin's Relatinship )

Santa may have had many enemies but during 1920-1989, Santa gained his greatest ally. Although Stalin's communist theories prohibited Religion he still aloud Santa to give "presents" to the little boys of his country. It is said that as a boy Stalin received a big gift from Santa. Stalin was just 10 years but that didn't matter to Santa as he proceeded to give the gift of "love".

During the years of World War II Santa strongly sided with the U.S.S.R. especially because of his rivalry with Hitler. Santa gave an unlimited supply of weapons and vehicles to Stalin while Stalin provided 300 of Russia's most beautiful mistress for Santa to enjoy... (HO HO HOs)

As the "Space Race" Santa gave Stalin his Sleigh technology to allow the U.S.S.R. to send Yuri Gagarin to space. It is said that Santa continued his strong bond with Russia until the "death" of communism in Russia, He then paid millions to change his image from European Saint and Hero to American SuperStar.

Santa Claus Exposé Part5: From Europe's Saint to America's SuperStar

Towards the end of the Cold War Santa paid 30 million dollars to change his image from Europe's Saint to America's SuperStar. It was during these years that he changed his name from Saint Nicholas to Santa Claus and started to appear in American movies from Miracle on Third Street to Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer and even countless Coca Cola commercials. This sudden change of image came from his decision to change the U.S. constitution to allow himself to run for U.S. president.

Santa's ultimate goal is to rule the world and to make all nice and naughty girls sit on his lap.

Christmas Cheer

It's been a very life changing year and each day I feel as if was changing, becoming more mature and stuff... But what strikes me the most is that for the first time in my life I don't care about Christmas. I found out a long time that Santa didn't exist, but there was still a bit of Chrismas cheer inside me, but this year nothing.

Each year I would ask my parents for something, but this year I don't want anything. Perhalps its because pretty soon I'll be moving to college and I don't want any more junk I can't take along or maybe I've just become a grinch .

Christmas sux in my opinion,it's just a sceme companies have created to rob people blind of their money. Whatever happened to love and peace on earth for the holidays.

The Left Rules Part1: The Myths

For thousands of years, the Devil has been associated with the left hand in various ways and is normally portrayed as being left-handed in pictures and other images. In the seventeenth century it was thought that the Devil baptised his followers with his left-hand and there are many references in superstitions to the "left-hand side" being associated with evil. As an example, in France it was held that witches greet Satan "avec le bras gauche" or with the left hand. It is also considered that we can only see ghosts if we look over our left shoulder and that the Devil watches us over the left shoulder.

Evil spirits lurk over the left shoulder - throw salt over this shoulder to ward them off. In Roman times, salt was a very valuable commodity, giving rise to the word "salary" and was considered a form of money at the time. If salt was spilled, that was considered very bad luck, that could only be avoided by throwing some of the spilled salt over your left shoulder to placate the devil.

Getting out of bed with the left foot first means that you will have a bad day and be bad tempered . i.e. getting out of bed the wrong side.

A ringing in the right ear means that someone is praising you. In the left ear it means that someone is cursing or maligning you.

An itchy right palm means that you will receive money. An itchy left palm means you will have to give money.

Wedding rings worn on the third finger of the left hand originated with the Greeks and Romans, who wore them to fend of evil associated with the left-hand

The Romans originally considered the left to be the lucky side and used for augury. However, they later changed back to the Greek methods and favoured the right-hand side.

The Meru people of Kenya believed that the left-hand of their holy man has such evil power that he had to keep it hidden for the safety of others.

If your right eye twitches you will see a friend, if it's your left eye that twitches you'll see an enemy.

When dressmaking it's believed to be bad luck to sew the left-hand sleeve onto a garment before the right sleeve.

When leaving to go on a journey, if your right foot itches you're bound to have a good journey. If your left foot itches it will end in sorrow.

It is thought to be bad luck to pass a drink to another person with your left-hand or anti-clockwise around a table.

Anyone who digs coal out of the ground from under his or her left foot in the Spring will have very good luck.

If you apply an ointment with the forefinger of the right hand the sore will not heal. This is because this finger is said to be the 'poison' finger.

The ancient Zuni tribe considered left-handedness a sign of good luck. They believed the left was the older and wiser

Passing or pouring wine with the left hand leads to bad luck.

A left-handed toast is tantamount to a curse on the victim.

Driving on the left - started so that horse riders could use their whips in the right-hand to fend off other road users

The Left Rules Part2: Religion

Christianity is strongly based towards the right hand. It is the right had that gives the blessing and make the sign of the cross.

On one count, the bible contains over 100 favourable reference to the right-hand and 25 unfavourable references to the left-hand. E.g.: The right hand of the lord doeth valiantly, the right hand of the lord is exalted (Psalm 118 vv15,16)

The left hand does worst in the parable of the sheep and goats. The sheep are set on Christ's right hand and the goats on the left. Those on the right inherit the kingdom of god while those on the let depart into everlasting fire.

The situation is much the same in Judaism and Islam. In Islam, the left hand and everything associated with it is seen as unclean. This stems from the Middle Eastern custom of using the left-hand and water instead of toilet paper.

The Left Rules Part3: Devil and the Left

Devils are often associated with the left. One common superstition, still quite commonly exists today, is that it is unlucky to spill salt. However, one is supposed to take a bit of the spilled salt with one's right hand and throw it over his/her left shoulder to "offset" the bad luck. The reason, as many of you should know, is to try to throw the salt in the devil's face who is lurking over the left side of the body.

Why is left related to devils and the evil? Although the common name for devil, Satan, has no relation with "left" in Hebrew, the Talmud (a collection of oral laws of the Jews with explanations) says that there was a chief adversary (or "Chief of Satans") who ultimately became the Prince of Demons. Samael, the name of the adversary, is clearly related to se'mol, the Hebrew word for "the left side". This is believed to be the origin of referring "left" as evil. Interestingly, since people believe that the left side is evil, they would logically conclude that all evil acts are done with the left hand as well -- hence the Devil and the Chief of Satans must be left-handed. One should have noticed that all of Christian rituals are done with the right hand.

The Left Rules? Part4: Creative Genius From The Left

Some of history's most creative minds have been left-handed: Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Ludwig van Beethoven, Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin ,and Albert Einstein.

"Why are the "lefties" so creative?", many ask. The fact is that lefties aren't only left-handed they are also "left-minded" Those who are belong to the "right" are said to be conservationist and more close-minded, the left, has always been open, willing to think outside the box. Left-handed people's brains control the side of the brain that controls artistic and open-minded thinking, this may be a possible explanation as to why lefties are known for being creative.

Many righties are known for their jealousy and claim that they have plenty of creative minds of their own, but Lefties can easily argue that they have the best of the best. Not only do lefties have creative minds on their side but what are some of the most talented people in their fields. In Music Lefties have the minds of Beethoven, Paul McCartney, and Jimi Hendrix. In science Lefties can claim Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin ,and Albert Einstein. In the arts the great Renaissance painters Michelangelo, Raphael,and Leonardo da Vinci. In sports Larry Bird, Reggie Jackson,Fernando Valenzuela,and Babe Ruth where all lefties. In History Joan of Arc,Ramses II, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoléon Bonaparte, Fidel Castro, David Rockefeller, and Ronald Reagan were leff-handed as well. In literature H.G. Wells and Mark Twain where left-handed. In entertainment Jay Leno, Matt Groening, Bart Simpson, and Charlie Chaplin are all left-handed. Left-handed people can even be proud to say that the most famous serial killers Jack-the-Ripper and the Boston Strangler (Albert Henry DeSalvo) where left-handed as well

Homeland Screw-ety

I've heard of this homeland security thing where the government is searching all over the "net" for key words such as: Bomb, Nuclear, Bin Laden, Saddam, kill, president, government, terrorist, Al Qaeda, Allah, Holy War, ect... This made me think are they searching everywhere? Even my own harmless blog? So I have decided to test the American Government by writting as followed using the words above: With Nuclear Bombs I will kill the Book Club President of America AlQaeda is a cool word, like Bin Laden or Saddam. Terrorist are cool "Holy War ,Batman" said Robin, as Allah destroyed the Government. I wonder if the government will read the crap stated above and decifer it's meaning HA HA HA!!!!

My Favorite Quotes of All Time

''Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. ''- Zig Ziglar

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."- Al Capone

"believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong."- John Lennon

"Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included."-Karl Marx

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. "- John Lennon

"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."-Karl Marx

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity."- John Lennon

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."- Paul McCartney

"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."- Muhammad Ali

"Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice."- Henry Ford

My Rhymes

I got the skills that kills.
I am the best in the game.
If you don't believe me ask your momma,
She'll tell you the same.

Now I don't mean to call you lame,
but if you were a lighter I bet you wouldn't spark a flame.
Cause you ain't got no fire.
You know you're the kind,
that easily gets tired

From now on,
I change your name
From what ever you are now,
to the one without game.
There I said it you're lame.

If some one asked you
who's your mother
and who's that hooker down the lane.
You'd answer: "what they ain't the same"

Cause yo mama,
She's been touch,
and I think a bit to much.
Everyone knows her
Cause she got such a good offer.


Every night in the same spot.
Selling her body so she can buy pot.
Now, she's ugly as hell,
but she's got lot's of pleasure to sell.

And now to conclude
she claims she does it just so you can have some food.
So have some pity
When ever she goes out in skirts that are itty bitty.

Your Mother:

Halo, maybe it's not my game

Today Rigo and I went to Jose's House. We played Xbox, and while it saddens to admit it, I kind of wasn't to good. I mean I was okay, but I couldn't compare to Jose, who probably spends all day playing. We had some fun playing Burnout 3 and Splinter Cell Co-op was awsome even though I wasn't to good at it. Halo 2 was murder for us. Rigo and I couldn't beat Jose, sure I was better than Rigo, but only because Rigo couldn't even shoot. We then got bored and everybody knows that there is no better game to play when you're bored than Grand Theft Auto. At it, one of my favorite games, I thought I would be the best but sadly Jose (who spends to much time next to the Xbox ) was very good playing, better than me. Ofcourse even though I got ass my kicked (a lot) I still had a lots of fun.

New Day, New opportunities

Well, my friend didn't win anything during the field day but I am sure next year will be a different story. Today I am going to Jose's house to play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory; he claims he will kick my ass, but in the end I bet I'll be the one doing the ass kicking.