What The &%*$ Are We Playing With ???

It was the week after Christmas and all were glad,
Little Tommy had received a $400 X-box 'cause he wasn't bad
What did little Susie get?
She was so exited she got the bed wet
Little Susie had done no wrong
but was disappointed when her Bratz was wearing a thong

What The &%*$ Are We Playing With ???
All around the world young disappointed girls open their Bratz dolls to find that these dolls wear thongs. A mom in Louisville, Kentucky is joining many other parents around the nation in speaking out against MGA Entertainment's Baby Bratz. The doll line is composed of baby girls who look like they just walked off the set of a Christina Aguilera video. Stacie Bostic is particularly upset over the model her daughter purchased, which came with a pair of underwear that, uh, left little to the imagination. The company called the infant thong a "manufacturing error". There's an error here, all right - but I think it occurred months before this abomination went to manufacturing.