Santa Claus Exposé Part1: Who is Santa Claus? Is He Naughty or Nice

Who is Santa Claus? Is he a jolly fellow who bring presents to good little children or is he the cruel dictator of the North Pole. Thoughout the years people have been fooled, thinking that the fat old guy was sweet and nice, but in reality Santa is a mean old man, exploiting poor elves, beating and cheating on his wife, and hunting deer out of season to pull his sleigh.

In 1613 Santa became the dictator of the Republic of the North Pole. Under his evil regime all magical creatures would work under his supervision in his workshop. To keep his loyal subjects happy he would give gifts to their children once a year on Christmas Eve. These gifts were not free though, parents would have to allow Santa to monitor their children 24/7 to see in they were Naughty or Nice.

Through magic and cosmetic surgery Santa has lived more than 300 years, and has played an important role in many of the millenniums key events. In early 1900's Santa played an important role in the first World War, as Russia's #1 weapon provider. Santa also offered spy units that would infiltrate the U.S. and other countries at war during Christmas.

In 1941 as World War II began Santa played a strong role once again, this time not only this he strongly support Russia, but eventually gave into Stalin's Communist ideology, which later contributed to his strong participation during the cold war. During the space race it was Santa's sled technology that got Yuri Gagarin into space. After the Death of Communism Santa tried to change his image from European Hero to American SuperStar in hopes of winning the American's love and eventually plans to change the U.S. constitution to run for U.S. president as early as 2012.