Santa Claus Exposé Part5: From Europe's Saint to America's SuperStar

Towards the end of the Cold War Santa paid 30 million dollars to change his image from Europe's Saint to America's SuperStar. It was during these years that he changed his name from Saint Nicholas to Santa Claus and started to appear in American movies from Miracle on Third Street to Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer and even countless Coca Cola commercials. This sudden change of image came from his decision to change the U.S. constitution to allow himself to run for U.S. president.

Santa's ultimate goal is to rule the world and to make all nice and naughty girls sit on his lap.