My Favorite Quotes of All Time

''Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. ''- Zig Ziglar

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."- Al Capone

"believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong."- John Lennon

"Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included."-Karl Marx

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. "- John Lennon

"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."-Karl Marx

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity."- John Lennon

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."- Paul McCartney

"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."- Muhammad Ali

"Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice."- Henry Ford