Yo Mamma

Yo mamma a poem to your mother.

Yo mamma is such a whore they call her the squirel cause she always got nuts in her mouth
Yo mamma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress they call her taxi, taxi
Yo mamma is so stupid that she actually taught you were a cute baby
Yo mamma is is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail
Yo mamma is fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo mamma is stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Yo mamma is like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mamma is so stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."
Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants
Yo mamma is like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
Yo mamma is like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
Yo mamma is like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride
Yo mamma is so such a slut I'd call her a whore but whores get paid
Yo mamma is like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen
Yo mamma is like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts
Yo mamma is like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped
Yo mamma is like like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...
Yo mamma is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".

Yo mamma gave birth to you so respect her.
Peace Out
The end