Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Santa Claus Exposé Part4: the USSR ( Unknown Santa and Stalin's Relatinship )


Santa may have had many enemies but during 1920-1989, Santa gained his greatest ally. Although Stalin's communist theories prohibited Religion he still aloud Santa to give "presents" to the little boys of his country. It is said that as a boy Stalin received a big gift from Santa. Stalin was just 10 years but that didn't matter to Santa as he proceeded to give the gift of "love".

During the years of World War II Santa strongly sided with the U.S.S.R. especially because of his rivalry with Hitler. Santa gave an unlimited supply of weapons and vehicles to Stalin while Stalin provided 300 of Russia's most beautiful mistress for Santa to enjoy... (HO HO HOs)

As the "Space Race" Santa gave Stalin his Sleigh technology to allow the U.S.S.R. to send Yuri Gagarin to space. It is said that Santa continued his strong bond with Russia until the "death" of communism in Russia, He then paid millions to change his image from European Saint and Hero to American SuperStar.

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