Why Thongs ain't Wrong

Many parents worry about letting their young teenage girls wear thongs claiming only whore dress like that. To respond to these outrageous claims I've writen a verse...

Though many may worry
What's wrong with a thong
Let young girls wear them
Before they turn thirty
And their cute little asses,
Turns huge and furry

See What I mean...


Parents let your young girls wear thongs, because if you don't allow them to do it today while they're hot and thin they'll do it when they are old (not old as in older and more mature but older as in uglier, harrier, and five kids fatter). Please parents your contribution could allow us to have an Old-Lady Wearing Thongs-Free Nation.