What on Animated Earth?

I've loved watching cartoon ever since I was a wee lad, but like anything else on earth now that I think about it they didn't make much sense. For example why is it that no in metropolis can tell Clark Kent is SuperMan. His only disguise is a pair of glasses. Are the residents of Metropolis retarded or are they just plain stupid?

Many of my queries come from the magical world of Disney. Pluto is an orange dog, who is owned by mickey a mouse, aren't mice smaller than dogs? Oh well. If pluto is a dog then what the @#$% is Goofy, is he a dog, is he a man, is he a man-dog? Also, why do all Disney characters wear white gloves? Do they get them where Michael Jackson got his?


Though Disney made many cartoons and cartoon characters which don't make sense, rival cartoon studio, Warner Bros has had just as many nonsense mess ups. For example, if Willy E. Coyote spends so much money on ACME products, why doesn't he just buy himself a pizza or a hamburger, anything?? Will he ever give up, the road runner is just to damn fast?



Popeye was my favorite cartoon as a child but I never understood why two good-looking guys like Popeye and Bluto were after such an ugly chick like Olive Oyl. I think Betty Boop and Jessica Rabbit are much hotter than a flat as board chick,(...I guess she is easy to nail.)


Popeye was cool but the Pink Panther was HIP. I loved the P.P. but I've always wandered was the Pink Panther a boy panther or a girl panther. Even though he was always naked I never saw anything, Was he neutered?

I have always love SuperHeroes and one of my favorites was the Hulk, but he was the one who tell me perplexed. When Bruce Banner turned to the Hulk every piece of his clothing would rip, but his pants stayed the same. How come the Hulk's pants didn't rip? Were they elastic pants?

Well does it really matter how badly they messed up, I mean it's hard to make a cartoon, I guess if they screw up now and then it's okay as long as they keep kids entertained for hours. I love you cartoons!!!!!!