Wednesday, May 11, 2005

My Favorite Quotes of All Time


''Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. ''- Zig Ziglar

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."- Al Capone

"believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong."- John Lennon

"Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included."-Karl Marx

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. "- John Lennon

"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."-Karl Marx

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity."- John Lennon

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."- Paul McCartney

"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."- Muhammad Ali

"Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice."- Henry Ford

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

My Rhymes

I got the skills that kills.
I am the best in the game.
If you don't believe me ask your momma,
She'll tell you the same.

Now I don't mean to call you lame,
but if you were a lighter I bet you wouldn't spark a flame.
Cause you ain't got no fire.
You know you're the kind,
that easily gets tired

From now on,
I change your name
From what ever you are now,
to the one without game.
There I said it you're lame.

If some one asked you
who's your mother
and who's that hooker down the lane.
You'd answer: "what they ain't the same"

Cause yo mama,
She's been touch,
and I think a bit to much.
Everyone knows her
Cause she got such a good offer.


Every night in the same spot.
Selling her body so she can buy pot.
Now, she's ugly as hell,
but she's got lot's of pleasure to sell.

And now to conclude
she claims she does it just so you can have some food.
So have some pity
When ever she goes out in skirts that are itty bitty.

Your Mother:

Halo, maybe it's not my game


Today Rigo and I went to Jose's House. We played Xbox, and while it saddens to admit it, I kind of wasn't to good. I mean I was okay, but I couldn't compare to Jose, who probably spends all day playing. We had some fun playing Burnout 3 and Splinter Cell Co-op was awsome even though I wasn't to good at it. Halo 2 was murder for us. Rigo and I couldn't beat Jose, sure I was better than Rigo, but only because Rigo couldn't even shoot. We then got bored and everybody knows that there is no better game to play when you're bored than Grand Theft Auto. At it, one of my favorite games, I thought I would be the best but sadly Jose (who spends to much time next to the Xbox ) was very good playing, better than me. Ofcourse even though I got ass my kicked (a lot) I still had a lots of fun.

New Day, New opportunities


Well, my friend didn't win anything during the field day but I am sure next year will be a different story. Today I am going to Jose's house to play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory; he claims he will kick my ass, but in the end I bet I'll be the one doing the ass kicking.