Please Read This... It can save a Life

Not long ago my best friend came to me and told me something which shattered my heart. I knew many kids in High School did drugs, but it never occurred to me that my close friends where doing them. I left Puerto Rico about year ago and though I was sad for leaving my great friends behind I was glad that I was moving to a new place. New friends, new school, new hotties, it was a great deal, for me at least. I left Puerto Rico thinking things would be normal, sure I'd be missed at first but later people would adapt, they always do, or so I thought. I never knew so many things could change in such little time. I thought my friends would never be capable of doing drugs or anything stupid like that, but boy was I wrong. In my conversation with my friend I learned that three good buddies, three people who I never thought capable of doing anything stupid, where doing drugs. Not only where they contaminating themselves with the seeds of evil Satan has planted, but they where spreading their gospel of stupidity, trying to make other fall in their vicious web of addiction. That’s where my friend comes in. I known him about four years, but to me he is like a brother, though I never told him, I love him very much and hold him very near to my heart, as I said he is like a brother to me. He is probably the smartest person I've ever met, though my ego never allowed me to tell him, and I never thought him capable of doing such a stupid deed. He was a always a little weak and was very persuaded by others, but I thought I he knew better. He was offered cocaine by the evil sons of deception and accepted it. What a moron I thought! No, is such an easy thing to say, or is it? What would I’ve done if I was there? Would I have said no or would I have been an idiot subdued to curiosity? Only God knows what I would have said. I am glad my friend came and told me, though I am not very smart I occasionally find wisdom deep inside my soul. All I can say is that drugs are very tricky, and all I know about them is that you are never in control of them.

Happy Mother's Day (I Know Yo Mamma and I Enjoyed It) He He He...

I love my mother, and I thank her today on mother's day, but since yo mamma serves no purpose to me (during the day) I've desided to insult her. Hope you enjoy!

Yo mamma so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo mamma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless

Yo mamma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money

Yo mamma twice the man you are.

Yo mamma is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

It took yo mamma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

This is a fact, yo mamma's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack

I don't mean to be mean, but yo mamma needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but
the whole damn bottle.

Peace Out,
I Hope Yo Mamma can make it tonight.