A Woman Through the Ages

To all women who fell offended by this piece, sorry...

Between the age of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa,
She is half discovered, half wild.



Between the age of 20 - 30 a woman is like America,
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.



Between the age of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan,
"Very hot, wise and beautiful".



Between the age of 35 - 40 a woman is like France,
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.



Between the age of 40 - 50 she is like Germany,
She lost the war but not the hope.



Between the age of 50 - 60 she is like Russia,
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.



Between the age of 60 - 70 a woman is like England,
With a glorious past but no future.



After 70, she becomes Siberia,
Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there.